We are delighted to introduce to you one of the UK's most famous 'swordsman' - Mr Ben Dover. Ben has been there, done that and is currently selling the t-shirt. Be knows all there is to know about keeping a woman happy and we are delighted he has chosen cougar dating to share the tips he has learned with you young studs, so, without further ado, here's Ben...
Hi, my names Ben Dover and for those that don’t know me I produce and star in films that are character lead reality adult comedy drama’s, based loosely on the working dynamic of Hunter S Thompson...............otherwise known as gonzo porn.
Like any professional athlete, a Porn Star cannot just turn up on set without training and expect to put in a marathon performance. It would be like the England football team turning up to the World Cup finals without the necessary preparation…………maybe that’s a bad analogy.
So let me give you an insight into the behind the scenes life of a Porn Legend (I’m too old to be a Porn Star now) that facilitates my on demand performances.
A common misconception is that our training schedule involves hours of lying on your back wanking, nothing can be further from the truth. In fact one of the hardest aspects of my job is the abstinence.
For 24 hours before the shoot no sex, no wanking and no alcohol, being an alcoholic sex addict wanker, you can imagine that this isn’t my favorite time.
I try to extend this period at least for the no cumming to 48 hours, as I have found that if I can last this long then when I do finally shoot then I can literally shoot gallons of the stuff, which always looks great for the camera.
As those that have seen my productions will testify (If you haven’t check the website www.ben-dover.biz ) they are a little devoid of Hollywood special affects, therefore it’s up to me to produce the white stuff.
I’m always looking for the legendary Spider Man Cum Shot, where it literally sprays out like a fireman’s hose, covering the young ladies face so that by the end of the scene she looks like a plasterers radio.
Also if we are shooting to a tight schedule then I sometimes need to shoot two scenes in a day, once I managed three all with spectacular cum shots, that was a challenge.
I did struggle with the ‘money shot’ for the 3rd scene to be honest, and it took a while, but I got there in the end.
Incidentally talking of the ‘Money Shot’, the extraordinarily stylish retro look Ben Dover ‘Money Shot’ T Shirts are available on the website.
I rarely suffer from Mr Floppy, but on the occasions I have needed a little lift. I’ve used the Viarex Pills, which are a natural alternative to Viagra and available without prescription and as luck would have it on my website.
Alternatively I have always found that a blowjob, gives me an even quicker lift in that area. I’m a great advocate of there is no such thing as a bad blow job, however some deep throating (a real skill as my member is over 8 inches) and lots of saliva and spitting on my cock can turn good into great.
If I’m really struggling then I simply take a break, relax with a cup of tea and a biscuit, Jaffa cakes being my preferred choice in that situation.
Off camera I’ve used cock rings which I find very effective and of course we stock our own version on the web site, Ben’s Celebrity Big Member, however it’s not something that I can incorporate into the films as it’s too obviously cheating.
Many guys when they meet me, ask me how you make a girl gush. I’ve led quite a sheltered life and I’m still working on that particular sexual Holy Grail. If I’m in my favorite position, which is cowgirl, then it’s more achievable, but I’m not claiming to be an expert in that area. Most girls I’ve made come in my long and varied life have just come without me being aware that I’d done anything in particular to make it happen.
I like to let things take their natural course, but I do usually like to start off at the ‘downstairs buffet’. I like to stay down there for about two or three………….. days, and then see where it goes from there.
I’ve talked a little about getting and maintaining a hard on, which I know can be an issue for some men, however being the old perv that I am, I’m more likely to suffer from the opposite issue and cover the face of my leading lady a little too early in proceedings.
When I feel the urge overtaking me, I swap the hot chick for the 15-minute break with a hot cup of tea and Jaffa cakes, that normally sorts the issue.
If we are on a tight schedule then I generally try and think of something disgusting and/or sad that I’ve seen in the news recently, an article, with pictures of Jordan does the trick!
Once I get beyond the initial three minutes without an eruption of the white stuff I can control myself pretty well, to then cum on demand when required, however those first few minutes, especially if I’ve managed no wanking or sex for 48 hours before the scene are a little tricky.
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